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Who?
He's a good man!!
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Are you doing this because someone asked you to?
Yeah, Katrina did.
Uh-huh, Megg McMuffin did.
Neither of you would leave me alone until I took this stupid survey!
Someone else did.
No.

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Where do you live?

Got a website?

What is the capital of Assyria?

What's your favorite song? (or two.. or three.. or ten.. ha!)

And howabout your favorite movie?

Reccommend a good book.

What's the hardest thing you've ever had to tell someone?

Boxers or briefs?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

If one and half chickens can lay one and a half eggs in on and ahalf minutes, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick allthe seeds out of a dill pickle? (submitted by the Katrina, but from the mind of Ai)

Can you explain the picture of the middle east hanging on Alec's refrigerator? (submitted by Pete)

How come they call them french poodles even though they originated in germany? (submitted by Jason)

Why do we park on "driveways" and drive on "parkways"? (submitted by Nate)

What does the machine that goes PING do? (submitted by "Sefy")

Why do they have braile on drive by atm machines? (anonymous? Tyson?)

If you were to create a flavor of gum what would it be? Any special effects? (submitted by Beki)

What colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it? Sub question: Which smurf is most chokeable? (submitted by Azaelya)

How many hamburger has McDonald's sold up to this very moment?(submitted by Mithrander)

Does the apple ever fall very far from the tree?(submitted by Lana)

What can wefill Megan's pool with beside water?(submitted by Lana)

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